OD Port Portals

Had the most wonderful stay here — the hotel is absolutely faultless. Spotlessly clean, modern and fresh throughout. Every member of staff was incredibly friendly and couldn’t do enough for you.

The pool area is chilled and dreamy, with delicious food and wine, and the location is perfect. I can’t wait to return 😊

We booked three nights at Leonardo Boutique Mallorca and somehow ended up starring in our own reality TV series.

The hotel itself is fantastic. Great pool, great cocktails, a rooftop bar with brilliant views and a location that’s pretty much perfect. You’re a short walk from the marina, surrounded by beautiful yachts, restaurants and bars, but far enough away that the hotel still feels relaxed and chilled.

What makes this place special though is the atmosphere.

It’s adults-only, not too big and not too small, which means by Day 2 everyone somehow knows everyone. You start by saying hello at breakfast and before you know it you’ve got recurring characters, inside jokes and a friendship group.

Enter Fred, the solo traveller from London.

Then came Wrong Hotel Tom, who arrived in Mallorca for his aunt’s 60th birthday celebrations only to discover he’d booked a hotel with a very similar name to the one his entire family were actually staying in. An iconic start to any holiday.

Fortunately he found his family. Unfortunately for him, the nickname stuck.

We also met Dinny V and Stevo, who quickly established themselves as two of the most entertaining members of the cast. Every good reality show needs characters who are always up for “just one more pint” and they filled that role perfectly.

Then there was Tracy, who somehow could connect complete strangers within about thirty seconds of meeting them. If this holiday had a producer, it was Tracy.

One evening we returned to the hotel to discover Noah (Marcus) asleep in the corridor. Concerned citizens that we are, we assisted with getting him back to bed. We can only assume he made a full recovery.

What we loved most was that everyone was genuinely friendly. There was none of the usual holiday awkwardness where people avoid eye contact around the pool. People chatted, laughed, shared stories and actually got to know each other.

We’ve stayed in hotels with bigger pools, fancier rooms and more facilities, but we’ve never stayed anywhere that created such a brilliant atmosphere in such a short space of time.

The hotel gave us exactly what we wanted from Mallorca: great drinks, great location, great vibes and a weekend we’ll be laughing about for years.

Would we stay again?

Absolutely.

Mainly because we’re emotionally invested in Season 2 and need to know what happens next.

P.S. We’d like to thank the entire cast for making our three-night stay feel like eight episodes of prime-time television. Special thoughts remain with Wrong Hotel Tom and whichever hotel he’s currently booked into.

Recently stayed for a couple of nights with my husband. The hotel doesn’t have the greatest curb appeal when you pull up, but don’t let that put you off. Inside we found all areas to be clean and tidy. Staff were all friendly. We were on the 5th floor and had a great sea view and a spacious room. The pool is a good size, and we never had issue with getting a sun bed. They provide you with pool towels which is a bonus! You also soon forget that you are right next to a busy main road. There’s a really good choice at breakfast and the food was all very fresh. The rooftop bar is a great asset, where we enjoyed a delicious cocktail. Only a short walk into Puerto Portals where you’ll find lovely beaches, a harbour and an array of shops, bars and restaurants. Lovely area to stay!