Azuline Hotel Bahamas

possibly the worst hotel I have ever stayed at and I go away 3 times a year. requested ground floor or room near lifts for easy accessibility so was put in second hotel 2 roads away from the facilities. As the food was dire and the queue to get a drink was ridiculous this wasn't a huge issue as we didn't use the main hotel. The pool and bar at the "overflow" hotel were slightly better although nowhere near enough sunbeds at either pool and I had to steal a lifeguards chair daily! The WC was pretty disgusting and not very accessible even to those with all their faculties The rooms were the smallest I have ever seen obviously no coffee making facilities, fridge or dryer for towels outside. the staff were rude and surly. Only the maids were pleasant and helpful

Booked a sea view. we got trees and building s. Hotel is 2 buildings one accross the and only one restaurant so you have to cross 3 times a day. The food waa NEVER hot akways Luke warm. Large ques for the coffee machine every day. Yes there was variety but as said never hot. Rooms were adequate no fridges no tea ,coffee in the rooms. Large ques at the bar , pools are good . Staff are good. Roomd are clean. Bus stop outside to Palma. 10 minute walk to the beach. Lots of thieves and pickpockets. Be very very careful.

We stayed here from 29 August to 2 September and, while we made the best of the holiday, the hotel itself was absolutely dreadful.

The biggest issue by far was the food. I genuinely cannot stress enough how bad it was. The pizza had the texture of Play-Doh, the chips were routinely undercooked, the lasagne was grey, and the hot dogs looked like the absolute cheapest thing money could buy. It wasn’t just “basic hotel food” — a lot of it looked completely unappetising and, in some cases, barely edible. We ended up dreading mealtimes.

The pool area is also far too small for the number of guests. There simply isn’t enough room or enough sunbeds, meaning you’re competing for somewhere to sit almost immediately.

The air conditioning was atrocious. It barely cooled the room at all, which in Majorca in August is pretty unforgivable. We tried every setting possible and it made very little difference.

The whole place also feels tired and poorly maintained. The front entrance door was actually smashed during our stay, which pretty much summed up the condition of the hotel.

Then there are the bizarre little things that make the experience even worse. The balcony lights are switched off at 11pm. Yes, seriously. You’re sitting outside on holiday and suddenly your balcony is plunged into darkness like you’ve exceeded your allotted enjoyment time.

The bar service wasn’t much better. I went to the bar at around 10:55pm for a final drink before it closed and was told I wouldn’t be served because I was at the back of the queue. I had arrived before closing time, but apparently that didn’t matter.

What really topped everything off was the attitude of the staff. Obviously not every individual member of staff may be the same, but our overall experience was that they were dismissive, uninterested and seemed to have very little patience or time for guests. You constantly felt like you were inconveniencing them by simply asking for something.

We still managed to enjoy our holiday because we were determined not to let the hotel ruin it, but that was in spite of the hotel, not because of it.

Poor food, inadequate pool space, useless air conditioning, questionable maintenance, ridiculous rules and awful customer service.

I would not stay here again, and I certainly wouldn’t recommend it.

If you’re considering booking, spend a little extra and stay somewhere else.